A bit of trivia

I’ll preface this post by saying there’ll surely be a blog moving half way round the world which will include the odd couple who reside in suite 750!  That’ll be us!!! We’re the ones who often take separate excursions, breakfast at different times, one goes to bed while the other sees the show at. 9.30 pm, in other words we do our own thing if it suits.  But now a few facts I’ve observed in the last week or so about some of the passengers.  

There’s the woman from Northern Ireland who danced with the belly dancer at the fancy dinner we attended in Istanbul - I said at the time she was mad, but that was an understatement!!! She’s madder than mad!!! 

Then there’s the foursome from Townsville or further north who stand out - very loud and ockerish!!  One of the women has overdone Botox lips and other alterations.  Very different! 

The older couple dressed to the nines who sit at dinner and don’t say a word!  Having a lovely time.  

Us, the other night after dinner on the pool deck - G waiting for his affogato and falling asleep, I got up and left.  

The lady at breakfast this morning talking to herself - could be any of us of course! 

But so far the worst would be the couple from NZ.   You’ve NO idea how crass they are, we saw them after dinner last night, were walking along the pool deck when we heard ‘Aussie Aussie Aussie’ & of course G replied ‘oi oi oi’ - well, they came up behind us, asked if we’d had a nice day, I said yes, Jerusalem was amazing & she said loudly ‘ah, too many f……..g hours in Jerusalem for me!!! We got in the lift and I said those people are so common, I don’t even want to speak to them.  She has teeth missing from both sides of her mouth, has the worst speaking manner you’ve ever heard and is the sort of person who seems to be everywhe